Now, the speed limit is 65 miles per hour, but here you are, way back behind the semi, going about 30 mph, maybe 35 at the most. Baah, baah, sheep. It was so powerful, the whole car was already shaking and rattling and emitting blue exhaust, just surging with power. That guy had guts! There I was, driving to the coast with my kids, stuck behind a bunch of cars and a double trailer of tomatoes. Deep down in my gut, I knew I should speed up, cross the solid double line into oncoming traffic, squint my eyes almost completely shut to block the sun, and pass as many of the cars in front of me as I could before narrowly avoiding a head on collision. But, shamefully, I was too chicken. It was so powerful, the whole car was already shaking and rattling and emitting blue exhaust, just surging with power, and it was only going about 40 miles an hour!
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Et c'est Reparti!
Most people drive cars. Many are competent. A few are exceptionally skilled. And a minuscule fraction can do things behind the wheel that'd make your head spin faster than the driveshaft. These gods among wheelmen are a marvel to behold, with skill, timing, or luck so solid they can start and stop on farthings, drive through your coat closet without scuffing the drywall, pivot in place, or power-slide round entire municipalities. Such beings will often possess Machine Empathy , detecting when something's wrong due to subtle changes in how their vehicle is acting. The natural habitats of the Badass Driver include tracks, car chases, and anywhere where something with wheels is trying to be faster than something else. Often seen behind the wheel of the Cool Car.
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I know, you already are a driving god! But everybody else can't drive, right!? Use these tips to educate them all! Even though I never had the fortune to be put in a kart as a kid, I wanted to drive very early. I became friends with a lot of these folks and they let me drive their cars. Some realized that I was quicker in their cars than they themselves in their own cars.
I married someone that wasn't of my faith and it worked great. The foundation of our relationship began with God and he will always be in the center. I am a fierce supporter of him and of his profession but at high cost to my own individuality. Two years ago, I found out he was having an affair with one of his PA's at the hospital.
